fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

(chortle)

this is what happens when they close yahoo answers, all the questions have to go somewhere

snart rights

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

“the everything”

its not that gay

love to purchase items but at what cost

are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

adding the image made it less comprehensible