Dungeons, Dragons, Drawing, and Dice

So yesterday I finally decided to digitally finish this stupid little sketch I had in one of my D&D notebooks. Well, it's done. It's a reference to a comment I made in a session months and months ago. Bit of a story time but honestly it's worth it.

So Cogsworth just joined the group he was with and what ended up happening was we get to this fancy wizard tower type structure in the middle of the woods with wild magic fog everywhere. Now this wouldn't be an issue once we figure it out it was wild magic fog because frankly Cogsworth is built like a tank so it's very hard to actually put him in danger. The rest of the team was able to climb a rope up the wizards tower but Cogsworth was way too heavy to climb up and broke the rope. He decides to walk around to the front door and knock on the door and get whoever's inside's attention. Yes distraction because a cleric can do that quite effectively. Especially when your biggest method of distraction is have you heard of our Lord and Savior the God-emperor? The answer is always yes by the way if you want Cogsworth to leave you alone. This poor woman who answered the door in regular playing clothes listens to my entire spiel. Until finally I started looping around for the third or fourth time and she tries shutting the door in my face. Meanwhile the rest of the group is doing shenanigans in top of the wizard tower so distractions successful at least for this one woman. well she tries closing the door on me and I just put my hand in the door and shove it open.

It is at this point that I would like everyone to notice that I said the door was open. And that the wild magic fog was fog. Fog is a gas. This will be important later. So the DM starts describing how she is armored with two daggers and another player says hey I thought you said she was on armored how did she get armor on and the DM responds that it's magic armor. So we both look at each other then back to the DM. Well if the magic armor is magic did she use a spell to conjure it back on? Why yes she did. And if the wild magic fog is fog and the door has been open substantial amount for a substantial amount of time would the fog not have started clearing into the first floor? Why yes it did. He sighs because we got him there.

So another player says it would be hilarious if she turned into a potted plant on I believe a 43 or 44 on the wild magic table. We all kind of just start joking around meanwhile the DM just puts his face in his hands. Then he lifts up the DM screen. Lo and behold. Cogsworth opens the door to see a potted plant sitting there on the floor. Menacingly. So what do I do? I lean forward saying I told you so, I pick up the potted plant, unhinge my jaw and insert it into the bag of holding that is installed in my mouth. Then promptly forget about it. Enough time passes in game that by the time I meet up with the rest of the group it had been far past 10 minutes. Those of you familiar with bags of holding know that if the opening to the bag of holding is one held closed and two something living and needing air is within it there is only 10 minutes of air available. Yeah so this minorly important NPC villain was taken out by a bag of holding and wild magic fog.

I just need to buy the stuff to hook up proper and I'll be casting new dice! So I don't have to buy them!

I made a raptor for my player’s raptor pet Tethis, a raptor for another friend’s shield guardian Gaige, a brontosaurus for my pally’s mount Joose the blue spectral Moose; and a trihorn for (the same) pally’s living weapon Amarok the wolf sword.