HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

I wonder if Colbert will give me another quote this election night like 2016 to tattoo on my other wrist! Happy Stressing, American friends!

Hi, friend! This is no bother at all, and I ////love//// boring everyone irl with late night drama. This video explains it greatly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OE-rmwxhpI and I will never forgive them for robbing my bby Coco of his well-deserved position

I wanna be careful. There’s 1,000 pieces in here. Each one could possibly be infected. That’s why I’m gonna take this very simple precaution, and I suggest you do as well. 

The government is telling all of us to avoid human contact indefinitely. And on behalf of the socially anxious everywhere, let me just say, “Way ahead of you!” I’ve been avoiding human contact since before it was cool.