forever happy.

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

u should always wear oversized sweaters bc when ur in an uncomfortable situation u can just kind of pull ur entire body into it and hide from the world until the danger passes, also if u want to, u can pretend ur a turtle

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nonsense give him a raise

Guess their own need to die in order for them to feel the pain we endure

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

And please for the love of god leave no witnesses

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I wanna raise baby big cats and wolves… And take them in if they’re injured, like Derek and CARE do.