My Ships are Love

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

“GONNA HECK STUFF UP”

I just remembered that time that I woke up because I thought an alarm clock was going off but it was actually just the beeping from censoring Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares and I found it so funny that I couldn’t even be mad about it waking me up.

good dad

do you ever just randomly get really cuddle horny bc same

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair