ugh, i'm tired

hate when i accidentally touch my friends boob i am so sorry for taht twin i should ahve my hands cut off and my head put under a hydraulic press

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

you are like if two people had a child

happy “reunited for longer than they were broken up” day

how insane is this though. i remember where i was when the shrine show was announced

I'm so terrified of ever going under anesthesia what if I tell my mom I'm a faggot

tumblr i do not need to have tags whoever finds my posts is the chosen one

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

“whoa” and “woah” is the same but also they are very different… only a select few are capable of understanding this nuanced topic….