“Spink Is Out There” - Leigh Whannell

when leigh whannel said that adam and lawrence each have something the other is missing he basically confirmed chainshipping

ms beard's Fucking Predicament gets funnier and funnier the longer I think about it. what if you were painting your house and your former student who accidentally shot out your eye with an eraser and his weird boyfriend showed up to your house and you let them in and your former student has a full breakdown in front of you while drinking hot tea (not iced tea because you were written by a man born in maine) and clearly has some kind of catharsis seeing that you're living your best life and THEN you learn that your boss got beaten to death and your former student's weird boyfriend holds up a fucking GUN and yells at your dog and takes you hostage to a diner? and your former student is talking to him like he's a spooked horse and then weird boyfriend guy SHOOTS A WOMAN in front of you and you're panicking and then he aims the gun at YOU and hits your former student instead and then they almost KISS and then he goes out and commits suicide by cop after making some weird speech about a giraffe. and you're wearing OVERALLS the WHOLE TIME.