head of doggirl research

Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Is this what you make while im asleep

yeah and i had the washing machine running and everything so it was like defusing a bomb

free use bottom in the friend group call that the poly pocket

"i'm no better than a man" hey don't say that. of course you are

i love when girls get all affectionate and needy when they're sleepy. cutest thing ever

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

literally my dad