Moss Girl

Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.

The impacts of climate change aren't a punishment exacted by the earth. They are felt first and most, generally, by those who bear the least responsibility for climate change, for one thing, and the earth doesn't punish people, for another. It's a set of a million complex systems and webs between a thousand billion organisms and non-organisms - a better metaphor imo is a body that we are all part of breaking down. When you are sick your metabolic processes aren't like, consciously punishing your synovial fluid or whatever, you know?

uh oh! I'm showing early signs of domestication syndrome

[ID: luminous colored pencil illustration of a yellow-eyed black cat in a garden of pastel flowers. End ID]

i think everyone needs to see this

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it