I'm FUCKING dead, mate.

If tumblr deletes me here’s how you can find me: On the Green Road to the north of Bravil lies the Inn of Ill Omen. There you will find a man named Rufio. Kill him, and your initiation into the Dark Brotherhood will be complete. Do this, and the next time you sleep in a location I deem secure, I will reveal myself once more, bearing the love of your new family.

Okay let’s all be honest here guys, our reaction would be extremely similar to Benny’s. Think about it you kidnap a person, drag them to a cemetery in the Mojave desert, shoot them in the face and then proceed to bury them in a grave AND SUDDENLY they approach you out of nowhere in the middle of your Casino. What would you think?

Alright y’all who want to plot all of my tumblr posts with me just like the popular tumblr bloggers.

lmao who plans posts

this post went places.

This. This was not what I was expecting, but I love it.

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk.