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it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

*freaking the fuck out because I have nowhere to lay my eggs*

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

our economy is literally held up by ruining other countries i just cant take this serious like its all a joke a nastyyyyy joke and then on top of that i have to share the planet with ppl who call themselves hufflepuffs

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday