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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

our economy is literally held up by ruining other countries i just cant take this serious like its all a joke a nastyyyyy joke and then on top of that i have to share the planet with ppl who call themselves hufflepuffs

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about