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absolute decadence

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

in this year alone, fourteen new prices and six new costs have been discovered. Scientists and related bastards are reportedly close to uncovering another two before year's end.

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

I do think "literally zero evidence indicates that gatekeeping medical transition does anything to prevent regret, but the harm done by gatekeeping is extensively documented" is a much stronger argument than "regret isn't real" cause there's always going to be some anecdote that puts you in a weak-looking rhetorical position for the latter, but the former is pretty unassailable.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug