Walk into the Sunrise

kris think its funny to eat all my chewy chips ahoy well we'll see who's laughing when i tell toriel about all the whohash they've been smorking with the roaring night

Wage regressor who gets paid less than you

"cis" guy friend of 15+ years who's been he/they for the last ten or so responding to the estradiol shotgun pic with "i do still wonder" activating a kind of bullet-time response in me. girl come here i have a suggestion

Sam Handwich.

i love the way lancer talks so much because it's like strangely verbose and flowery but also very 10 years old at the same time

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

flowery was designed to ruin discord vcs

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.

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