no one noticed

when ur 18 ur like "wow 20 year olds feel so much older than me" but when ur 20 ur like "can someone please get me out of the fog dimension im starting to hear a distant and faint buzz that slowly is closing in on me until i am one with it"

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

That, and if someone is dishonest, you will continue learning more about them if they don't know that you know.

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

if you come out of the movie with a main cast of a black man and a women both with fucked up interesting issues and i see your ass ONLY posting abt the white boy who was on screen for 10 minutes. i am actually the evil leftist who thinks your evil for that and i am going to block your ass. fuck off

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot