watching my dvds of season two of buffy, while wearing my buffy pijamas, drinking tea from my buffy mug and being coverd by my buffy blanket, call that buffymaxxing

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

If you spend any time where there’s ticks you can better feel them on your legs with leg hair. More leg hair = less tick bites

Have you felt the breeze in your leg hair? It's magical. Feel that breeze.

"sabrina carpenter's intention-" sabrina carpenter is a marketing technique. her schtick was invented by a label (men) for mass consumption. they had a vision for a pop star to fill a market niche and hired sabrina for it. she has professional male songwriters on all of her songs, she's styled by men, produced by men, marketed by men. i guarantee that album cover was a man's idea. she's not some solo indie artist she's a product that men made to sell to women

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

who else loves spinning out about things that haven’t happened

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen