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hey so like… why is nobody talking about how Kayne was going to let Arthur and John die in peace on the beach? Why is nobody talking about how kayne was going to let Arthur spend his final moments with an illusion of Faroe (which Lilith did the same) why is nobody talking about this?

Gay ppl can never flirt normally, its always "i liked when you thrust my dagger into your neck,"

As much as I love Arthur being a little freak that's into murder and psycho-sexual mind games, I think Arkayne being 1000% one sided is infinitely funnier. This eldritch god that litterally traveled all dimensions on a murder spree to make sure he was the only Kayne in the multiverse, can change reality at will and he's just like. Sitting in bed kicking his feet writing in his diary about a man that only thinks of him as a vauge nuisance. Spending all his time orchestrating Situations to continue their ~complicated love affair~ and Arthur just thinks he's kinda gross and weird no matter what

the arthur orchestra is objectively fucked up but also kind of funny like. imagine the guy who is obsessed with you (you regard him as a nuisance at best) pulls up with his polycule of like a few dozen guys who are also you. and then he conducts a fucking nine minute banger as the background track while he tells you he's going to kill god

arkayne is really great bc only one of them is a confirmed cannibal and it’s not the one you think

if i had a nickel for every time i got brainworms of a doomed ass ship from a piece of media with a historical setting involving a character named charles and a character named arthur and the downfall of the ship is inadvertently caused by a charismatic character who slowly becomes a villain as the media progresses and is in some way associated with the color red *big gasp of air* id have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[Voice of a person who is lying] I am capable of acting normal while "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by Harlan Guthrie in the voice of Kayne, which was canon in part 60 of Malevolent: Blackstone is playing.

I really hope Arthur tells someone(preferably Parker) about the events of Malevolent: Blackstone, because I think Arthur "Was bothered to an existential extent by his entire pinky being bitten off and replaced by wood" Lester needs to be told about how he basically got ship of Theseus'd. I don't think he thought about the "new body!!" thing that much considering that was a pretty small issue compared to Kayne

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fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

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We've discussed a lot about what will happen when Charlie comes back in Threshold but what if that isn't the case. What if when he comes back he's not Noel or Charlie anymore. He's been stuck in the Threshold for a long time now, supposedly with Yog-Sothoth. do you remember how Scratch was using people like Hattie and Mr. Pilon to anchor himself to this plane of reality. and we know that surely for its namesake Jarthur will be going to threshold, maybe specifically for Charlie. What if it lets them. now why would it do that?