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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

"we all remember those perfect 10s" Sam it's the 20 year anniversary of open scoring. it's time to let it go.

ohashi's floor routine next to everyone else's makes it obvious how usag artistry & form have declined in recent years

man it's crazy Jade was basically discovered on a McDonald's jungle gym 9 years ago and now she's a staple in American gymnastics