Quenk!

The scream always takes me out 🤣

OP IS YOUR FRIEND OK

@cardinalxsin

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

DON’T GIVE THEM FUCKING IDEAS, THEY’RE ALL BIG ENOUGH HACKS THEY’D DO THAT

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

Bookstore staff for 9 years, and boy, this is eerily accurate, I can barely stand to look at it!

@amileofrandomness it came back on my dash and I think of you, dear

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!