bulbasaurs in a trenchcoat

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

really upsets me when people act like crying in front of strangers is always somehow manipulative. i say this as someone who would rather eat glass than let anyone see me cry. i can turn it off instantly when a human being appears within a 50ft radius. but the difference is i know I'M the fucked up one. if i see someone in the grocery store openly sobbing in the baking aisle, i assume something really bad must've happened and they probably do not want to be doing what theyre doing. i could be wrong but like also not my business. shit, maybe their favorite chocolate chips arent in stock, idk. "it's attention-seeking behavior and theyre trying to elicit care from people who don't owe them anything and it isnt normal and it makes everyone uncomfortable--" okay then idk go live in the woods and never perceive another human being ever again since it bothers you so much, tiffany. jesus fucking christ.

YES EXACTLY

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either