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they are demons sent from hell to destroy everything pure and good in our once beautiful world

remember real football is back next year

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

parallels: this picture of two cats / the kiss by constantin brâncuși 

fuck like a green onion

My resume

oh…. why thank you!!

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.