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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

oh my god these are actually funny

keep making myself laugh imagining a guy leaving a negative steam review on one of those hentai games that just says "didnt cum" and the playtime is 3500 hours

rb with your usual coffee order yes this is profoundly boring but i dont CARE i want to KNOW

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

I love how the horse approached for the cat to hop in

[video description: a grey tabby cat with white paws is sitting on top of a round fencepost on a ranch somewhere on a prairie. A mostly-white pinto horse with tan markings approaches the post, then turns around so that its hindquarters are towards the cat. The cat hops onto the horse and rides it. The cat makes its way along the horse’s back and up its neck to perch just behind the horse’s ears. The cat is also shown rubbing its face on the horse’s back very affectionately. /end description]