Wingbeats

Me whenever I finish an art piece

Me whenever I finish an essay

Me whenever I finish anything

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.

A howler that just screams “fake bitch”

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

AWESOME !!!! 😍

That moment when you’re so awful a human being that you manage to draw criticism from the most overwhelmingly, unironically positive child on the face of the earth.

OH MY WORD

Beauty and the Beast teaches children that you can still find the girl of your dreams even if you are obnoxious and ugly so long as you are also rich.

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted