AndILoveYou DontYouMind.

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

sounds like OP doesn’t like to talk to tomatoes or waltz with potatoes

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

*misses fruits that are out of season*

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

me when i’m sad: …..i should……buy stuff…..