I guess this is my blog

in Germany, when we get almost run-over by a bicycle, we don‘t say „Man, that was so not cool right now!“, we say „SAMMA hast n Arsch offen oder was?!“ and I think that‘s beautiful

Happy Pride Month to everyone! :D

Would anybody like to hear about a story where the main antagonist is a trans talking cowgirl duck with telekinesis powers, colts, a slight drinking problems and a really old German name who doesn‘t even know she‘s the antagonist and whose sidekick is a victorian graveyard twink?

hatte grad mein fucking Coming out gegenüber meiner Cousine in ner Toilette von der freiwilligen Feuerwehr aufm Maifest. Jetz muss ichs nur noch meiner anderen Cousine erzählen und dann wars das mit Coming outs mal für ne Weile

hätte nich gedacht, dass es so schwer is kurze Sporthosen zu finden. Aber wenn man halt nich regulär trainiert so wie ich und die Oberschenkel dementsprechend in Relation zu Anderen relativ dick sind, is das echt schwer, v.a. bei Frauen. Für Frauen gibts iwie keine baggy knielangen Sportshorts, nich mal wirklich Basketballshorts kann ich für Frauen finden. Werde halt jetz mal wieder in der Männerabteilung bestellen

tried making a drink from Instagram today where you mix oat milk, mango juice and dragon fruit juice and put crushed ice. I don‘t have crushed ice so I had to put normal cubes and my little supermarket also didn‘t have dragonfruit juice cus it‘s so small so I had to use pomegranate instead and basically what I‘m saying is that is now my own recipe lol

we‘re gonna have a sports tournament in my school with all the other highschools in the area and my school will host and it‘s in july but I‘m already so excitedddd??? Also I don‘t usually do sports but I signed up for volleyball cuz it‘s so fun :DDD