Gods Wettest Soldier

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i remember in a college acting course two of my classmates were assigned a scene between macbeth and lady macbeth, and the day of exams macbeth showed up high out of his fucking mind. just zonked to hell. and usually that would be so annoying and not actually make a person better at acting, but he got up on stage for the exam and started panicking and pivoted hard into a paranoid high while lady macbeth tore into him and he looked more genuinely terrified than any oscar win i've ever seen

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

spurred on by an ask i got that i will definitely get to : ms piggy and kermit are two characters i genuinely think could be done as either yaoi or yuri if you think of it hard enough. This is because there is a beautiful world where Kermit is a butch lesbian with his beautiful femme wife. And there is another world where Ms Piggy is a drag queen with her beautiful otter husband. Or they could be bisexual and t4t. I think they could do it all.

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish