things and stuff

Dm: “so how about we introduce our characters.”

Earth Genasi: “My name is Dozer and all others to claim are posers. I swing big hammers and smite down hosers. I can’t rhyme for shit. Muscle so big clothes don’t fit. I hack-and-slash while my friend burns it all to ashes!”

Lizardfolk Sorcerer: “It’s me Alli, see y’all later *Boom* burst into fire. My hearts filled with burning desires I ain’t no lizard wizard so don’t call me Harry on the contrary this big bear is Perry”

Bugbear Cleric: “That’s Perry Kleric with a K and I do my magic in hella gay way. Give you a tickle to get out a pickle, follow my advice we will suffice.

Dm: *Loud and long sigh* : How long did it take y’all to make that intro?

Party: “Like 3 hours! It’s rad right!?”

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

level 5 spell scars that few receive and fewer survive

(Cantrip scars)  

(1st level spell scars)

(2nd level spell scars)

(3rd level spell scars)

When my friend first released the remix for this song, I knew I wanted to make an animation to it, but it wasn’t until over a year later I knew how that animation would go. Here is the product of two wild weeks of creation, six months of brainstorming, and a decade of friendship. 

our dragonborn sorcerer when approached with two extremely large hostile guard dogs (via yourplayersaidwhat)