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References, in case anyone wants to do art trades and draw my me. this is just the first few.

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this-is-transandrophobia

Liking a few "too many" feminist posts and then having my feed flooded with semi-related posts talking about how all men are evil or all women should dump them and date women or how she wants to [graphic description of kill] and that it would make the world a better place. And I just, simultaneously hated and invisible, to them.

This is transandrophobia.

dailycatsblog

oxyisdamoron

Purple and yellow is an under-explored colour pairing

#intersex #we have one of the coolest flags

spacebughugs

dramatically dragonflops in front of you and dragonstares at you to ask for pets

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this-is-trans-joy

to be able to look in the mirror, pre-everything, with my long hair, high-pitched voice and feminine face but still know im a boy is everything too me.

i used to not evem be able to write "im a boy" but ive come so far in accepting myself despite not feeling comfortable with coming out yet.

This is trans joy!!!

#even without enough hrt to affect my body #some days I still look into the mirror at my body and can go #yeah this is the body of a dude. this is still a fairly masc body. these are just extra parts that came with being born.#even if I never get to change them I still have a masc enough body for myself.

catchymemes

panoptinomicon

#eyestrain #glitchcore

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

zinesbycee

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

#(nods in thyme)

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chinesewednesday

luidilovins

my couchsona

seananmcguire

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Which bowling alley now has a couch shaped hole in its carpet?

fluffyblackdragon

No one can even BEGIN to fathom how badly I need a couch like that

#the inside of my soul looks like an arcade carpet #i need it

lillie-garden

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

lillie-garden

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

redwaltz

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

lillie-garden

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

lillie-garden

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

helpeverythingiscats

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

lillie-garden

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

helpeverythingiscats

fluffyblackdragon

EXCUSE YOU the beetleweaver made many fine little coats for my hoard of beetles. I spared the town and didn't take revenge on the absolute loser who stepped and killed on a member of my hoard because of your beetleweaver. Beetleweaver is talented and I am a very content dragon now. My beetles <3

#dragonposting #shitposting dragonstyle

t4tvampireisms

Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.

#and everyone has an addictive vice #be it substances or otherwise #and people who don't have one only don't have it because they haven't been exposed to a particular thing yet #its like cults in a way #everyone has the capacity to be susceptible #which is why we should be nicer to each other #<- prev tags #YEAH THIS #sometimes you're just lucky not to be addicted #addiction isn't a choice #illnesses are involuntary and require care #cw addiction

str8aura-no-not-that-one

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

thinkingabout-girls

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

#and for the rest of the year too #and next year #year-round

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koiagain

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

mrsterlingeverything

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

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