twilight

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

they found a small herd of unicorns in a hard-to-reach part of the Alps. the area was immediately blocked from human access and there’s a team of scientists observing the herd and documenting what they can. from analysis of collected unicorn poops, it looks like the unicorns are actually converting microplastics in their environment into usable magical energy. now the scientists throw them a plastic grocery bag full of styrofoam every week or so to help the younger ones grow up stronger.

a stray momma cat in Switzerland brought a 14 year old kid that had been feeding her to her home in an alley, where it was discovered she was raising a very young wild dragon with her kittens as one of her own. the dragon was carefully collected by animal control, and after a world-wide interest in the case, a very small population of dragons was discovered in a forest nearby. the group is big enough to breed, and more and more dragon sightings pop up in different countries all the time. one of the original animal shelter workers adopted the dragon and his whole cat family. they’re very happy in their new home and the cat momma grooms her dragon every day

they found a new species of sea serpent off the channel islands. it’s the color of beautiful kelp

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world