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I blew up the nostalgia in the fandom(This is not an April Fool's joke)

Guess who's following me?!

Made this the other day as a joke. DON’T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!!! Plenty of my own AU ideas use a lot of these tropes lol. Over 25 years I’ve read so many fanfics I just found it funny how often these things show up.

BLOSSOOMER

Okay, I really need to articulate why they would work so well. Blossom; she's the smart one. Tough, she's not just smart, she enjoys punching baddies. She enjoys being cute and pretty. But she is also smart (and sometimes could be a smartass but that's neither here nor there). She would trade her life to keep her city safe, she makes plans. She thinks more than her sisters, but is not always in the right. She's strongwilled.

Boomer; he's the 'stupid' one, he the one that, well, has the second most personality besides Brick. He's easily distracted to things. He's a sporty guy. In my headcanon he's the "pretty boy", the one who can use his looks as an advantage. He also would be the type to show his feelings, I feel that he would be more vulnerable and prone to showing his emotions. He's weird, and he's like his brothers-- a crude and rude boy. But I feel like he's partially different.

Despite everything; their relationship would be something. Both of them have weak spots. Boomer is not afraid to show it; yet Blossom feels stagnent. She wouldn't want to have flaws herself, because she insists on being the perfect leader. Someone who her sisters could fall back on. But with Boomer; what is she?

To him, she's a know-it-all. A corrector. Someone who will try to erase his flaws. But he still likes her. He would likely develop a crush on her fairly quickly. He would go to lengths to do everything for her, and she just can't understand it.

To her, he's stupid. Clueless to his brothers 'bullying' towards him. But he's tolerable- he lights up every room he's in. He's more confident than his brothers, somehow. He's got a lovable face. He's a dork, a nerd, everything in every sense of the word. Yet, somehow, she really likes him.

She can faintly be herself with him, like everything disappears. She could be imperfect with him-- they could have fun together. He's surprised that Blossom ends up actually feeling the same way about him. He can't process it, and Blossom couldn't either for some time.

A little girl in shock, touching her mouth to feel all her teeth and jaw banged up. This little girl thinking about how she’s such a bad person and definitely deserved this. The walk back home, or flight I guess depending on her condition. Do you think her sisters helped her get home? Do you think those other little girls thought “this is what happens when I’m bad.”

And what else? Do you ever think about if the professor or anyone really ever asked if she was okay? Did anyone patch her up or clean her up after or did they go straight to the dentist?

When buttercup (who is five btw) looked up at her father, the professor, the only adult in the world who might care about her for comfort after being graphically hurt, do you think for even a moment he thought about pulling her close and telling her it was okay?

I’m gonna write self insert fics where I kidnap these kids and give them actual Unconditional love.