vanilla

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

honestly same

Why wouldn’t you tho?

pure goodness

the fairy godmother’s performance in shrek 2 was the beginning of my gay sexual awakening.

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

What kind of noise is that??

Ellie, it’s October

GODDAMMIT

“ellie, it’s october” sums up the entirety of 2020 so well i can’t even think of a funny little quip to go at the end of this already-perfect post