I Dont Even Know

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

they should invent a spine without pain

No I was not glancing at your tits breastie I mean bestie 😳

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*