Flowers And Stuff

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

Useful!

not to encourage that one freak who would describe every new character's eyes as increasingly obscure gemstones, but....well here you go

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

Much Ado About Nothing is really funny bc it’s a Shakespeare play where one of the couples already love each other before the play begins and one of them start the show by calling each other brainless backstabbing insufferable whores and you’d think the ones that like each other would be the easier ones to get together but Here’s The Thing

"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

New Yorkers always act like everyone else in the world knows about their stupid neighborhoods and local place names like “I’m from the upper east side” bitch you can lick the upper east side of my cock

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

PUNIC WARS THREE

I’ve never met anyone who didn’t call these tongs