Currently back on my bullshit

I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

I think my favorite thing about September is how completely lawless it is. There are no rules. Someone just biked past you in shorts and a winter coat. A bartender just offered you a pumpkin spice summer shandy. The pool is open, but it’s decorated for Halloween.

you look cute today!!!!! you look gorgeous in fact!!!!!!!!

I'm in pajamas with shower hair

.....and you're totally rocking it?

op weve talked about your url

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

as your doctor i advise u to eat some pussy and quit worryin about it

Gods, women are just…. *flexes hands” SO amazing!

HELLA COOL

Speaking as someone who lived and breathed cheerleading for five years of her life, color guard girls are fucking cool as hell and I WISH I could pull off the shit they do.