Billions of Universes on this Planet

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

I didn’t know what animal this would be, but I sure as hell would have listened the first time if a cat owner told me to sedate their fucking cat

i deleted my aunty on Facebook and she just rang me to ask why

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

PROTECT THEM

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

your honor do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat

baptism

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

?

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*