Random on Both Sides

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not

Why not

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

Official Pussy Post

my flabber is gasted and my gob has been smacked

drink it you blue marble fuck

YOOOOOOO

i showed this to my sister and she gasped and said “THE BLANKIES ARE COMING”

@kyriea

*cue up Ride of the Valkyrie*

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

I love this website so much

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage