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wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?