Hallo

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

some of my worst friends are gay

Wow I have never related to something more in my LIFE

Jade started SWINGING

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

lol I’m probably about to be burnt at the stake in a facebook group for my ever unpopular opinion that bi women calling their attraction to women gay isn’t a big deal

“bi women using the word gay casually perpetuates straight people thinking lesbians will sleep with men” straight men literally are going to keep thinking this and it has nothing to do with bi women. bi women didn’t invent homophobia and if they stopped ever using the word gay collectively it wouldn’t magically make straight men respect lesbian sexuality

like imagine unironically saying bi women are responsible for lesbophobia and thinking it’s a woqué take

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

oOF

Shut the fuck up I hate this

is this true cause like…mood

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

I have been called out

Holy SHIT - I’m just here for the memes, don’t read me like this

wow johnny depp fans are big mad in the notes

the worst thing in the world is when you say somethign as a joke and everyones like. “hey. thats not normal. are you ok?”  please stop psychoanalysing me im clown i dont have emotions 

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

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