Life of a Flight Attendant

I mean I get it but for real, people’s livelihoods are on the line. Can we not treat airline bailouts the same as the bank bailouts?

Just wanna say, as a flight attendant, as long as we’re at a smooth cruise altitude, I don’t give a single shit.

If this ain’t me

why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

The best part is, this feeling is international. All airports are like this no matter where they are. Airport Time is universal.

right now im thinking about how a plane doesnt really gain any weight from bodily wastes in the toilet. i mean once all passengers are loaded on...i mean those people already have their pee and shit inside of them... so in the system of the plane no mass is gained. its. mass

I mean, if the flight is long enough, people will definitely produce more waste than they came on with. But usually that’s from whatever food and drink that is already on the plane, I imagine.