Let Me Fix Your Thrussy

I’ve always wonder what might have happened if before A Single Pale Rose, Steven wandered into a jewelry shop and struck up a conversation with the person behind the counter. “Oh yeah I’m pretty familiar with gems myself, I even have one embedded in my stomach” and he lifts up his shirt to reveal his gem stone which makes the jeweler bend down to examine it and goes “why that’s a mighty fine diamond you have there” and Steven is just like

When you check Grindr bc the boy at your departure gate gave you the GayStare™️

When you end up blowing him in an airport bathroom.

When he flips u around and sticks it in raw

When he takes his sweet time getting a tissue ready after you’re leaking his nut all over your suitcases.

When you get on the plane and he’s got the seat next to you