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Happy Pinkbutt Sunday

Derek is trying to make coffee

Stiles is trying to get in the way

I literally had to create a Tumblr account just to participate in this challenge

Behold my offering!! this sketch laid at your feet in hopes of receiving a fanfic

@isthatbloodonhisshirt

based on this meme

Derek was in a boyband in the late 90s early 00s. he has since retired, probably does little reunion specials every once in a while for their millennial fans. maybe in his late 20s he released a few solo albums that somewhat popped off enough for him to do a few tours..

but no. now he’s officially retired. in his late 30s to mid 40s. living in obscurity, some quiet luxury cabin in norcal or something. he usually has assistants or something going out for him to pick up groceries and stuff. but every once in a while he likes to step out on his own.

he always wears a baseball cap and he’s got a beard now so for the most part he’s very unrecognizable. only die hard fans ever notice him and luckily for him, he doesn’t run into diehards that often. he’s happy to just be himself, not put on a persona, not pose for pictures or sign anything

Stiles is definitely significantly younger than Derek. like at least mid 20s so he probably wasn’t truly around for the boyband era. maybe he lived with a cousin for one summer years ago that was obsessed with Derek/the band.

i truly can’t remember where i was going.

that either Derek being surprised Stiles has no clue who he is and maybe a little offended, he keeps listing off songs he sung in hopes Stiles would know and Stiles just gives him a blank stare in return

— OR —

Stiles does sorta kinda know who Derek is. mentions that his mom or cousin had one of Derek’s later albums or something. he snaps his fingers trying to figure out the name of one of Derek’s songs and of course he names the one song Derek’s probably most embarrassed by. Derek’s face going red when Stiles starts singing a line from the song and it’s just as corny as Derek remembers. “please, please, stop. yes, that was me.. i was in a different headspace at that time..”

AAAWWW OOOHH and what if Stiles goes, “no, that was my mom’s favorite song! are you kidding me!”

actually……… i do !!!!!! LMAO as an alpha derek/omega stiles enjoyer i got you it’s going to be quite a long list

ok first, please go explore hedwig221b, standinginanicedress and Dexterous_Sinistrous’ fics. you will find the best of the best abo fics of our fandom there

but also read this FIRST if you haven’t yet >> Untouchable by @hedwig221b ((this will change your sterek brain chemistry forever))

• so now you've got the best of me (come on and take the rest of me) by mangotangos ((i’m so insane about this fic you have no idea))

• You Smell Like Mine by bleep0bleep, marguerite_26

• A WereCompeer by dirtymuse

• And the Cold Pulls You Down by blacktofade

• Blood Run by AnotherSigh

• Made Your Mark on Me (A Golden Tattoo) by writteninthewolfstar

• Rumpled sheets, smoke-tinged kisses, and sea salted lightning by @quackquackcey

• Alpha Nose Best by CharWright5

• A Convenient Marriage by @dexterous-sinistrous

• Surely It's Impossible by Stiles_Hale_38

• forever and then some by @evanesdust

• in the eyes of the beholder series by dumpac

• if it's meant to be, it'll be by DeancebraArt, EvanesDust

• I don't know why, but I guess it has something to do with you by LunaCanisLupus_22

• Con los ojos cerrados - with eyes wide shut by Arver7

• Only Fools Do What I Do by CharWright5

• The Weight of an Enchanted Heart by 1jet2unknown, PalenDrome

• Come with Me and Walk the Longest Mile by DevilDoll

• mere echoes of the spring by RequiemForTheWolves

• Boys Like You by reillyblack

• Something Whole by isabelbarret

• Meant to be One by sunhazeheart

• you are an obsession (i am your possession) by EvanesDust

• Knot Thinking With Your Head by KnottheWolf

• Survival of the Species by Lissadiane

• Neon Flashing Signs by Karla_Kattz

i also compiled a list of siand’s fics in my #standinginanicedress tag, so feel free to check that out too

i also see him being ridiculously overprotective of Eli. even more than Derek is and Derek is VERY overprotective of his son.

and (okay this is very self indulgent) Eli one day calls him mama and Stiles’ heart does something really weird in his chest and he doesn’t correct him and just buses himself with wtv he was doing.

but the rest of the day he can’t stop thinking about it. and he starts feeling guilty a little. because he actually loved hearing Eli call him that. it’s wrong tho right? on so many levels but ugh he wants to rationalize it so bad.

Eli calls him mama again not long after and Stiles again can’t bring himself to correct him.

and then Eli calls Stiles mama WITH DEREK when Stiles isn’t present. Eli points to something thay belongs to Stiles that he forgot or left at their place and goes “mama?” looking at Derek and Derek is like HUH? because what???? but then Eli frowns a little in frustration and repeats “MAMA!” still pointing and Derek gets it.

holy shit Eli is asking about Stiles by CALLING HIM MAMA. oh okay, oh ALRIGHT! no biggie okay.

Derek has raging mixed feelings lol but he can’t admonish Eli for this, it’s not his fault. Stiles has been an amazing help and so good with Eli and frankly with Derek too. it actually makes a lot of sense for Eli to call him mama. but it’s not right it can’t be. he has to have a talk with Stiles about it.

he doesn’t tho. he can’t bring himself to. and Stiles just refuses to mention it to Derek as well lmao

quick meme inspired by the group chat talking about stiles' butt being more caked up than i usually draw him with in this art 😂

blank version (and the original) under the cut for anyone who wants to take it for a spin - please tag me if you do i would love to see them!!