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i remember all of them

8:30 AM.

Too early to be completely lucid without the help of caffeine. At least, that’s Bucky’s excuse.

The smell of chocolate chip pancakes wafts through the apartment and you’re humming along to Harry Styles playing through your phone. Steve watches your hips sway, a grin plastered on his face. 

“You shouldn’t be making your own birthday breakfast. It’s gotta be against the law or something.” He chuckles.

“You melted our waffle maker.” You deadpan. “The authorities will thank me.”

Steve rolls his eyes, but his smile doesn’t falter. Not until Bucky runs over to him, yanking him by his arm until they’re both our of earshot.

“I saw something I wasn’t supposed to.” The words gush out of his mouth at lightening speed and his eyes look like they’re about to fall out of his head. “I was just in the bathroom, the phone was facedown, I thought it was mine - you still don’t have a fucking passcode, you fucking idiot.”

Steve had already pieced together where this confession was going, but he stifled his laughter and let his friend continue. It’s rude to interrupt someone mid freakout. He put on his best poker face, listening intently.

“I saw the video of you two on your phone.”

Bucky looks so guilty, Steve almost feels bad for toying with him.

Steve tilts his head and knits his brows. “...What video?”

Bucky gapes, cerulean eyes somehow growing larger. “Th-The fucking video! The video of you plowing your girlfriend like nobody’s fuckin’ business. My god, how is she up and moving, it looked like you blew her back out.”

Steve has to bite into the meat of his lip to keep from breaking. “Oh, that video. Yeah man, don’t sweat it.”

“’Don’t sweat it’? Are you- Wha-” Bucky’s flabbergasted as Steve walks back to his spot at the kitchen island.

“Hey, babe. Buck saw our video.”

That earned an immediate punch to the deltoid. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Bucky scolds through gritted teeth. 

“Oh yeah?” You ask, piling the flapjacks on a serving plate before putting them on the island. “ Did you watch the whole thing? Whatcha think?”

“Uh,” Bucky stutters. “N-No. I stopped about thirty seconds in when I realized...”

“Thirty seconds? That’s it?” You ask, sucking off some syrup from your finger.

“I, I thought it was an invasion of privacy...” Bucky defends.

“I know about the ‘hidden’ option the photo app. And, it’s just you.” Steve shrugs. “It’s not like we’re going around broadcasting it, but we trust you.”

“I’m gonna put it on the tv.” You say nonchalantly, grabbing the AppleTV remote. “Unless there are any objections?”

Bucky looks between you and Steve and slowly shakes his head. “You guys are freakier than I thought.” He chuckles. “Uh, couple questions, though.”

“Shoot.” You and Steve permit in unison.

“One, when did you film this?”

“Around one this morning.” Steve shrugs, stuffing a large bite of pancakes into his mouth.

Bucky looks toward you sheepishly. “...Is it weird if I get an erection?”

The OT3: [it was impossible to find a picture with Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt together I did my best]

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The bottom who thinks he’s a top:

And the top:

Cauldron Paws: A collection of short exploratory comics about my little magical mouse and demon cat characters and the world they inhabit.

they literally brought palpatine back (thus essentially destroying anakin’s arc) so a. kylo wouldn’t have to be the main villain in TROS and b. to make it seem like he was “groomed” into being evil.

literally all star wars lore and character dynamics are being flushed by the books, comics, and movies just to imply that kylo didn’t really CHOOSE to be a fascist even though TFA starts with him, under no pressure from anyone else, order an entire village dead (though it’s since been retconned to “just” be a military base) and TROS starts with him as supreme leader ordering more children be enslaved to bulk up his army.

the entire third movie is about him saying “I’m gonna kill palpatine” while all of the comics and books are ripping their hair out, going batshit, trying to convince us palpatine mentally controlled him and FORCED him into being a fascist at the VERY tender age of… 24.

it’s fucking embarrassing that continuity and depth have been abandoned wholesale just because TLJ made his character popular with horny white women and hateful white dudes. the entire fucking franchise is being toyed with–retroactively fucking up shit established decades ago–just to be like “yeah he ordered the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people but have you ever considered… it’s hard to have divorced parents?” which brings me to they literally divorced han and leia, han and fucking leia!!!!!, to justify his man pain.

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes