prov oc blog

There is a man wounding people using psychic powers in chicago. At irving park and clark. He is using telepathy to throw peoples dogs around. I just saw four beautiful expensive huskies get turned into a red mist

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot