Oblivion coalesces in the refrigerator

Wynne just adopted 5 kids and a dog basically she’s the group mom and I LOVE her.

When you go to the woman’s house in Redcliffe, if you have Wynne with you, she says to the boy in the dresser, “Come on out this instant, youmg man.” And that boy pops out in an instant

Shout-out to advancements in video game graphics because people in the notes think someone decorated a really expensive car with this IRL

Life imitates art

weird little man with a weird little plan

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

Fellas, this township is turning into a real clownship.

Me right before being hanged during the salem witch trials

lol, fat chance that you have evolved the highly specialized beak required to crack my shell but go off i guess!

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

a guy at my work said telling your wife/gf that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world to you is just “something you say” and i almost went apeshit. imagine not genuinely believing the woman you’re supposed to love is a work of art. fucking weak. dare i even say pathetic.

he told me this in a very obnoxious wink wink nudge nudge sort of way too like we were sharing an inside joke and got annoyed when i was like “I don’t just say that because i think I’m supposed to mark. i really feel that way about the women i love.” like lol imagine thinking my lesbian ass is gonna co-sign your toxic straight boy bullshit attitude

oh what’s that mark? you lie about how you feel to the women in your life to emotionally manipulate them into staying with you until you feel like moving on? and you think this is normal and not something that’s gonna make me want to beat you with my clipboard? is that what you think you shitty little egg man?

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

some of y’all are like “i’m gay i’m gonna commit crimes & do arson uwu” but can’t even ask the cashier for extra ketchup coz u have anxiety so what’s the truth 😕

But there’s an extra frame in the comic version and it’s bothering the living hell out of me