The Chattanooga Gnome Trove

it hurts to see ellen so melancholy 💔

i'm a normal bloke. i live on a planet, i eat organic matter. and i infect any astronauts who touch me.

don't you understand? we're all God. we're all one conscious being! Consciousness itself wanted to experience the highs and lows of addiction through you! You should be honored! Your downward spiral is recorded in the annals of the akashic library! You will go on, you cannot be destroyed, and your degradation in this life will never be forgotten.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

oh my god Harambe had kids?