TRU 2009 KID

what an aesthetic 

is this a whole foods review

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

Chaotic good white trash

this is the funniest coding thing i’ve ever seen

Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is

#oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via)

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

I’m never making another text post again