j'ai besoin de voir ton visage

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they're expected to take it on the job.

I will admit I have zoomed in on images in my time

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

groceries should get delivered to me by large and beautiful birds

imagine going to the twerking covered in oil contest and then it starts raining then what

BITCH oil is hydrophobic, proceed with twerking. Now.

you should be able to stay home from work just because you're a little sleepy