Flashlight Reveries

“Erazo is cautined for trying to bite the referee’s penis”

“Yellow card for Christiano for pretending he was dead”

“The winger was cautined after begging the referee to end the game”

“Red card for Jorge Henrique for throwing water on the ball boy”

“Yellow card for Felipe Melo for slide-tackle a Palmeiras’ player (his own teammate)”

“UFC SÃO JANUÁRIO: Vasco’s midfielder is sent off after fly-kicking Luiz Felipe”

“Yellow card for Lucas Lima. The player thought the game had already ended.”

“Red card for Kleber: for spit on Edeson’s face. // Red card for Edson: for being spat on.”

“Santos’ football manager, Sérgio Dimas, forgot to inscribe Santos nn the Libertadores 2017. He was fired.”

“Red card for Kleber! Coritiba’s forward is sent off only three minutes after being subbed in, for cursing at the referee after a foul on Wellington Silva.”

“Santos’ physical trainer, Celso Rezende, was sent off after offering his glasses to the referee.”