fastest boy alive | stupidest boy dead

“Ooooooooooookay.”

[ oh u....  <3 ]

“You have my DNA! And you’re blond? I feel like that’s questionable.”

I WASNT EXACTLY HANGING ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY FROM FEBRUARY 2017 ]

“I think a complete moron wouldn’t know how to tie their own shoes, nevermindthefactthatIwearboots.”

internet on green lantern: i bought green lantern a mcgriddle and he told me that everything in space is gay

“Same? Exact? Replicate? Tell me if I’m getting farther from the truth here.”

“C’moooon, we’re a couple of future boys, you and I, speedin’ the timestream to our hearts content because that’s something we just, decided to do, right? What makes you so much more special than me? Ooh, and I’ve been I’m very special, so it should be a good answer. Although, not toooootally sure that it was in an ‘i’m praising you because you’re such a great cousin’ kind of way or a ‘you’re the worst ever and I refuse to acknowledge you as family’ kind of way. Either way, point is...Y’know. Special.”

“--superiority complex.”