the artist formerly known as abi hutton

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

You need.. you need to unmute…

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

This is perfection 😂

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

Me to my future wife

I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.