Health Inspector Grade: B+

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

@oneclumsybat

Human being is already very advanced; we can build nuclear weapons, AI robots, etc but we often fail to realize the fact that opening, closing, and opening the refrigerator again won’t make food teleport inside.

No one thinks that food will have magically appeared, they think that they may have missed something and are reassessing now that their standards are lower

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit