The Dog With A Blog

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

“add tags” nah. the lesbians got me i can feel it

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

image: a screenshot of a tiktok which shows a white girl with brown hair looking down at the viewer with her hands folded. the caption reads "how it feels to be first to say happy birthday in the group chat and watch everybody else quickly send their desperate "happy birthday!!" like pathetic little sheep" end description.

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

(remembers not everyone's circles are entirely filled with tgirl lesbians) UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS!

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

Important reminder

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

I remember having me mind completely blown when I learned that the "New Kingdom" was pre-Bronze Age Collapse.

This has totally be mentioned in another fork of this post, but it reminds me quite a bit of Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum, a museum in Ur, c. 530 BC, which housed mesopotamian artifacts dating back in some cases to the 20th century BC